Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

I like Pi. It can make circles.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What does water smell like? water.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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