Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Your Mother

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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