world peace

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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You all have Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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