- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Robin, get in the car!

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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