- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

civil rights

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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