- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

When you have read this, you've already read it.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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