- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

go F*** yourself

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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