- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

why is pie good. because it just is.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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