What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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