- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Take wrong turns

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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