What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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yada yada

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Praise Paisley

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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