Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Dogs

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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