- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Sixty... eight

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

A sober Irish individual.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

snooki

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

YES! EXACTLY!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

I work at jcpenny

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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