- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Knock knock Come in

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

BOTTOM!!!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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