- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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