roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Small Penis.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Women's rights

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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