shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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my mind's eye?

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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