Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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