- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

BIG PENIS

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Coldpaly is a good band

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