- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Knock knock Come in

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

BOTTOM!!!

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