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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Today is March 22.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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