- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Whats funnier than 24, 69

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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