Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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