What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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I have suicidal thoughts

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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