Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Are you Drew?

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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