- Anti Joke

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.