- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Bags of delicious poop.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

In soviet Russia...things are different

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

A man killed himself.

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