His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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