What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Refrigerator

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Neither have I

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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