What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Michel Moor on a die...

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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