What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Where's my tractor?

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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mark is religion

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Knock knock

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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David Silberberg is gay

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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