Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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dead dibbs

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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