Knock knock knock OCD

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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