A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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No.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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The game.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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