- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Knock, knock. Come in.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Where's my tractor?

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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