- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

what do u call a apple a apple

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

GADZOOKS!

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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