Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Adele walks into the stables

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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