- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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