Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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42, that is all

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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