Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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long in the tooth!

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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religion

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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