A blonde walks into a bar ouch

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Your mom is so fat...

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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