roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

God wrote this joke.................................

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

The Christian Bible.

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