what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What happen? Idk...

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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