Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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