Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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