- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

I regret everything.....

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

The MLS

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

women's rights.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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