How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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