Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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He walked in a bar

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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