Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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WEED!

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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who ever is reading this....

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