yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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