- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

EGGPLANT

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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