- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Autism speaks but not really

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Whats worse than a joke? This

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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