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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A child walks into a classroom.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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