Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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guess what chicken butt

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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The Detroit Lions

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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2 Penises

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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