Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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