- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Religion.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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