A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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womens rights

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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