His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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