A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Black people being friendly.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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knock knock who's there no one

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

skurfboards we love fat kids

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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