- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

The WNBA.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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