Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A Banana wrote this...

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

I am really good at math debating

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

robin, get in the car.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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