A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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